I’d reccomend you read my last post: “This Happened to My Friend” before reading this one, because it is a continuation. I swear to god this is completely true. I have not edited this at all to make it more wild.
Marriage
Ok, so guess what? You know that girl that was into chow? I was just informed of a couple extremely interesting, twisted facts.
She’s eighteen for one. Which makes what she did illegal, but that’s minor compared to the next thing.
She’s fucking married.
Yeah, that’s right! She got engaged to her pothead boyfriend at seventeen and a half. Her parents consented to this crap too. So not only did she try to commit statutory, she also cheated on her husband. Remember Tool? He’s made out with her while her husband was in the other goddamn room. Chow has too.
Chow is now determined to bone this girl. Can you imagine the stories he could tell his kids? Grandkids? Haha, well hopefully not his kids. But that’s a damn good story.
Anyways, what can we draw from all of this? Who the hell knows! That is some crazy wacked out shit. Oh- oh wait I know. We can draw that the girl is mentally unstable.
