This happened to my friend, no joke. No names to be used here, just know that I’ve know the guy nearly my entire life and he told me the unadulterated story.
This happened to my friend.
So my friend, we’ll call him “Chow”, has another friend who we’ll call “Tool”. I’ve met Tool a couple times and he rightly deserves this name. He’s sort of a lost cause, and I don’t want to seem too harsh because he’s extremely nice – but this is the unadulterated story.
Tool apparently has some sort of creepy girl that has been hitting on him(on the other hand he might not be that much of a lost cause if he can attract girls) and he invites her over along with Chow. Tool and Chow true to their values get completely smashed. I think it was rum since Tool had a large stock of that. The girl remains completely sober.
Tool then proceeds to wander outside the house for a couple seconds and the girl locks him out of his own house. So Tool is stuck in the yard looking in through a glass door. He starts banging the door to get in. I think Chow actually does let him in, but the idiot wanders to the back again and gets locked out for a second time by the girl. So for the second time Tool is looking through the glass and banging on it. The idiot didn’t learn the first time and got locked out of his own house.
Chow is smashed and has a hard time standing up, but he does and the girl knocks him back on to the couch. And they start making out right in front of Tool. This eventually moves to the bedroom and clothes come off. Tool is still frantically trying to get in from the outside.
Chow and the girl get at it. Chow maintains that he didn’t penetrate but I don’t know if I believe him. I know that they are set up to meet and this time definitely have *ahem* relations (again?) soon though.
The punch line to this story is that Tool and the girl made out a little while ago and Tool was elated, he’s seventeen years of age and that was his first kiss. He wanted that girl bad.
