Ah, so this is how you blog?

This is going to be a poor introduction, but at least I won’t keep you up all night reading my riveting writing.

I’m a junior in high school in beautiful southern California; that place you dream of living with all the gorgeous girls, bikinis and great weather. You know that place right? Ok- Ok stop drooling, its not my fault that you live in North Dakota.

This is not going to be a whiny, emo, I cut myself at night, mommy hates me, daddy hits me kind of self involved blog. If I have to read one more piece on how some kid and his girlfriend of two months broke up, it might be necessary to institute me. So, of course, I’m not going to cause you similar amounts of brain damage. I’m only going to write about interesting things. I know that’s ambiguous as hell, but my friends tell me I tell pretty good stories.

Half of the people just leave – No one cares about some high school kid.

But really, stick around. It’ll be a funny, nostalgia filled trip through the random stuff that happens in Southern California. Either that or you can go cow tipping. I mean really, in Arkansas do you have a lot of options?

Wish I could continue to elaborate upon the virtues of living in a state or country where it is not normal to marry some one you are related to(that was cold!), but I have to go – Gym and then to a party.

I didn’t even know until tonight that a girl my age lived across the street from me! Even better is that she’s turning eighteen! I definitely have to crash that thing, I’ll tell you how it goes.